Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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