sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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