i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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