wakey wakey hands off snakey
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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