who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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