PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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