absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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