He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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