ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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