she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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