Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it glows. i had to have it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
