No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
