he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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