im about as happy as oj after his trial
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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