I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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