i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just found puke in my bra..
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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