Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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