I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Still dying that you shit outside
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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