You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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