He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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