What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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