is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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