I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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