I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i need an iv and a liver transplant
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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