he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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