That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
How external is "for external use only"?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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