I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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