Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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