I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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