oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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