; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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