Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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