Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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