she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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