I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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