he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
vagina is talking i cant
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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