Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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