You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
