Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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