Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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