What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
