What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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