Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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