it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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