We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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