I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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