the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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