dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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