i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
