I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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