I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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