After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Come on in and take your pants off
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