I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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