i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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