Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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