i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
